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this blog just may get me fired
January 11, 2011
January 04, 2011
Getting Old..
Since I was updating my blog (3 posts so far, hiphiphurray), I thought it would be nice to update my Twitter as well.
Logging in to Twitter, I could not, for the life of me, remember my account password.
Myself: Maybe it's *****
DENIED
Myself: How about ********
DENIED, FOOL
Myself: Alright Twitter-bot, try this ********
HAHA
I know I could just reset the password and get the whole ordeal over and done with but I'm nothing if not persistent (stupid and stubborn). So, I went through my little black book, cause I write everything down, thinking that maybe my Twitter password is in there somewhere.
I did write it down, it says: "TWITTER PASSWORD SAME AS YOUR CIMB BANK PASSWORD"
Crap.
Logging in to Twitter, I could not, for the life of me, remember my account password.
Myself: Maybe it's *****
DENIED
Myself: How about ********
DENIED, FOOL
Myself: Alright Twitter-bot, try this ********
HAHA
I know I could just reset the password and get the whole ordeal over and done with but I'm nothing if not persistent (stupid and stubborn). So, I went through my little black book, cause I write everything down, thinking that maybe my Twitter password is in there somewhere.
I did write it down, it says: "TWITTER PASSWORD SAME AS YOUR CIMB BANK PASSWORD"
Crap.
January 03, 2011
Guess the movie..
Home, January 2nd 2011, 1.30 am
Me : die..die..die, you sonabitch, dieeee...
Home, January 2nd 2011, 8.00 am
Sister : what were you watching late last night? I heard you screaming at the tv at past 1 in the morning..
Me : was watching that stupid twilight movie.
Sister : i seriously thought you were watching some war movie, man, you were really yelling curses for someone to die..
Me : they should have really shot that girl and the stupid sparkling pussy dead before ever thinking of filming that crap...*began a 10 minute tirade of how hateful the movie is*..
Seriously. Hate. It. Gah.
If anyone asks, am Team Jacob. Ahem.
Me : die..die..die, you sonabitch, dieeee...
Home, January 2nd 2011, 8.00 am
Sister : what were you watching late last night? I heard you screaming at the tv at past 1 in the morning..
Me : was watching that stupid twilight movie.
Sister : i seriously thought you were watching some war movie, man, you were really yelling curses for someone to die..
Me : they should have really shot that girl and the stupid sparkling pussy dead before ever thinking of filming that crap...*began a 10 minute tirade of how hateful the movie is*..
Seriously. Hate. It. Gah.
If anyone asks, am Team Jacob. Ahem.
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