Hell in a Handbasket

Read this. Malay version here.

Take the time to savor the utter hilarity of Part IV; Clause 13(7) and Part VI Clause 24 of the Act. (Page 18 and 24).

Tell me how this is not a fuckfest of the highest order. Go ahead. Just try.

Which kindergarten retard drafted this bill? Did he write in red crayon or blue? I bet he can't even pronounce DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID without a visual aid and nap time.

And it's your problem too.
For your information, this Bill of Act is on the super fast track. The August Hall of Malaysian Parliament has already denied the request for the Bill to be studied further by a Special Committee (where after sometime a flawed Bill will be put to right/rest) and has announced the Second Reading to be had soon.
Soon (before you even know it) this will be a f.u.b.a.r worthy of it's own feature movie, a limited edition duvet set and an island named after it. Whatever island we have left not lost to Singapore, that is.

Fucking A.

Straighten Up and Fly Right

My life, as it is, is in complete shambles. I know this and I don't like it.
Things are to be done to overcome this. Measures.
I know this also.
Control needs to be asserted back into getting my life back in line.
I know this too.
I should do the asserting of control back in my life so that it will be shamble-free.
I am aware of this.
The problem is, should it be, I find myself simply..
TOO FUCKING LAZY.

"laziness is not a bad thing because- you figure it out yourself lah"