July 27, 2007

Ugly Babies


Babies are cute. As they get older, they grow in their respective ugliness. But generally, babies started off beautiful. Well, most of them do.
Because I've seen ugly babies and they exists. I look at some babies and I just go, "That's just nasty,"
Fact is, some babies are just unfortunate. But we think because all babies posses the innocence, the sweet scent, the adorable stupidity and helplessness, there's no such thing as an ugly baby. Wrong. These baby characteristics shared by all babies makes all babies appealing. But while all babies are appealing, not all are visually attractive. Ugly, just no less lovable.
People lie to ugly babies. No one would actually say that a baby is ugly. And your own baby is never ugly. It's okay to tell ugly babies they're ugly actually. Just don't tell the parents (because unlike their ugly baby, they would probably understand what you're saying and kill you)
I feel for ugly babies. It's easiest being cute while you're a baby. It's all downhill after that. So if you lucked out being cute when you're a baby, chances are you should be concentrating on having a damn awesome personality growing up. But you better learn how to feed yourself first before anything.
I myself, was not a cute baby. Not ugly, just I didn't have the abundance of cuteness that was so effortless to most babies. I had no hair and according to my mom, I never smile. I had a perpetual frown. I look at my baby pictures and I honestly have to admit, despite my towering delusions, that I was not cute. I wouldn't make anyone hurl by looking at me but I was definitely lacking in the look department. I could live with that. I have a wonderful personality and I know how to order a pizza.
As part as a select species, I implore you to look at your baby pictures and be honest. It's okay. It's the inside that matters. Snort.

July 16, 2007

Man Vs Hot

I spent 13 hours in front of the TV last Sunday (and it was the best Sunday I've had in a long, long time). I came across this show on The Discovery channel and promptly fell in lust and love with who I think is TV most sexiest male ever. Ever. Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild. The meanest, wackiest, hottest, coolest, hippiest, awesomest and the real definition of a man's man. *swoon*

The episode of Man Vs Wild I saw was the one where Mr. Hot Buns showed how to survive the Alps mountain during the worst of winter. This one episode I saw him dove into a frozen lake* (and later proceeded to take all off in order to get warm. Gah!), ate maggots he got from the rotting dead Bambi-animal, caught a trout and ate it raw and wriggling, drank spruce tea and made snowshoes from twigs and his parachute strings. Lord, he turns me on. Reading him up Wiki only makes him go several Nova up in my Hot meter.

* after getting out of the lake, he was frantic to get warm again (for fear of death. d-uh) and when I said he took it all off, I meant he took it. All. Off. On TV. Of course they had to blur the necesary visual but enough for me to rejoice in cable TV. Especially when he started bench pressing in the altogether to get the blood pumping. ~Hello.
It didnt look like he was packing much but jumping in a frozen lake may have something to do with it. Sometimes, when you can dig around in dead animal's rotting bowels to find maggots for you to eat, you don't really need the cajones to prove that you have the cajones, see. I'd let him tap it all the way, any way regardless the size. God, I'm lewd.

July 05, 2007

The Dissapearing Act That Went Unnoticed

Did anyone notice that I was gone for one whole week? No? Wow, I'm that unimportant, huh? Oh well, I still got to go Medina and Mecca for my umrah. Hah. Enjoy the pictures, you bunch of ungrateful louts. -yells Lamb to her invisible and non existent audience.

Masjid AnNabawi, Madinah.

Tamar Farm with Big Little Brother.

Alumrah Entrance, Masjidil Haram, Mekah with Big Sister.
(she's the smaller one on the left)


Boundary marker of Haram Area.