Ugly Babies

Babies are cute. As they get older, they grow in their respective ugliness. But generally, babies started off beautiful. Well, most of them do.
Because I've seen ugly babies and they exists. I look at some babies and I just go, "That's just nasty,"
Fact is, some babies are just unfortunate. But we think because all babies posses the innocence, the sweet scent, the adorable stupidity and helplessness, there's no such thing as an ugly baby. Wrong. These baby characteristics shared by all babies makes all babies appealing. But while all babies are appealing, not all are visually attractive. Ugly, just no less lovable.
People lie to ugly babies. No one would actually say that a baby is ugly. And your own baby is never ugly. It's okay to tell ugly babies they're ugly actually. Just don't tell the parents (because unlike their ugly baby, they would probably understand what you're saying and kill you)
I feel for ugly babies. It's easiest being cute while you're a baby. It's all downhill after that. So if you lucked out being cute when you're a baby, chances are you should be concentrating on having a damn awesome personality growing up. But you better learn how to feed yourself first before anything.
I myself, was not a cute baby. Not ugly, just I didn't have the abundance of cuteness that was so effortless to most babies. I had no hair and according to my mom, I never smile. I had a perpetual frown. I look at my baby pictures and I honestly have to admit, despite my towering delusions, that I was not cute. I wouldn't make anyone hurl by looking at me but I was definitely lacking in the look department. I could live with that. I have a wonderful personality and I know how to order a pizza.
As part as a select species, I implore you to look at your baby pictures and be honest. It's okay. It's the inside that matters. Snort.