February 28, 2005

get a load of dis

tolongla tenaga pengajar ums kal ni
~certain je la, i kno its not gud to generalized but right now lecturer yang okay amatla minority berbanding dgn as opposed. so, hahaha. lantak.
gawd
the whole lot of them, for lack of betta word, BAPAKLA TAK PROFESSIONAL!!!
imagine dis
seorang budak, the fact that hes a fwen of mine not withstanding, was in the middle of his final project presentation, an online pc shop, so there he was, blabbering to his examiners at the table,which is like, 3 feet in front of him and suddenly this moron [another lecturer] came in through the side door.since everyone came in the same door, its not a big deal, he's a moron before entering the door even, but anyway, he came in. lost yet?
now this moron, shall name him E (for 'egoistical bastard') stood at the side of the examiners table, it was a saturday so i forgive him for wearing track pants and moldy tshirt (but seriously, common,he oughta be hanged just because) anyway, he stood at the table for a while. my fren khairul was still erm, presenting and suddenly E (also for 'eww') walked up front, across the floor, went to the front of the other side of the examiners table and took an orange (an orange!!) that was on the table.picked the orange, walked back to the door, stood at former place, start peeling orange. peel.peel.turn to leave, put orange in mouth.left. in the middle of a kid's presentation.khairul was talking all those time.project II.as in, u fail this presetation, we're seeing u next semester when u retake project II.as in, dressed up to present the slides we prepared for the system we designed forsaking 7 weeks of sleep and life. as in, gawd i hope i can score my project II so dat my CGPA wont go down that much.
IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF A BLURDI PRESENTATION, YOU MORON
what, being a lecturer gives u extra super power to become oblivious to courtesy, excepted from being civilised ke?
blurdi asshole la
he wasnt even supposed to be there
and so if what he's dating one of the, wats the word, ho, that was khairuls examiner.
oi, you dont just walk in the middle of the floor when theres something going on just because you can get away wif it
bodo la
bodo la

banyak lagi ke'pandaian' dan ke'hebatan' pensyarah my fac that is beyond human comprehension but shall endure not to embarass miself to much by association.
bleh

dahla aku amek subject ngan lecturer bangang ni
memang tak berkat..

February 23, 2005

bebudak SSIL yang sikit off center-the sequel


kaplai at the back, lutfi's forehead, khairul azmi and ahem, urs truly.
people,
meet the real bebudak SSIL yang memang tak penah center pun
dalam ketiga-tiga ni satu bende yang tak pernah wujud adalah
suara kerasionalan yang insaf
which, most of the time, is a necessity in a normal social group but the non existance of it in this heap of weirdos would lead them into doing the most superpelik, uberntahapeape and takpernahdifikirkanmanusia thing ever.
wud entertain the masses wif our legendary exploits some otha time
berjilid doh

updates on the presentation thingy
aiyo
zamhar killed everyone
hahaha
semua nangis teresak-esak after dat
dahla kene the infamous "represent after one week" line
tabahkanlah hatimu lutfi and semua, stalker korang stil chenta sama korang
iye ke??

February 20, 2005

bebudak SSIL yang sikit off center

now tengah presentation
if jumper memane budak my fact, SSIL yang 3rd year, soalan lain takde, bebalik
"amacam presentation kau?"
or
"dah present?"
or
"kau dapat saper presentation?"
paling bodoh pun
"present bile?"
adela yang sesat, everytime tanye "buleh jumpa tak" aiyo, penat, aku tanak jumpe, tanak jumpe laa paham?

bosan?
ntahla
dah mmg nak tau yang tu pun
tapi mmg pattern sosial yang obviousla

hulu hilir angkut cpu
muka suma macam last tido 4 bulan lepas
bilik sensorang mmg dilanda garuda

tapik
project mmg gempak laaaa
ahem
kecuali sesaper yang terkecuali

yang pasti:
bebudak bawah zamhar mmg excellent
ahem
ni selasa ni berduyun nak present
gudluck la

as for me:
dah habis dah
okay?
ok kot
stil here
stil alive
takyah represent so dats a gud thing
takyah xtend , dats even better
captains unofficial log: first person buat case study kat campus ni survived.tapi ntahla lagi pengsudahannyer.
lalalala

nak hujan
nanti buat "budak SSIL yang sikit off center-the sequel."
oi. losers yang bakal present
kick ass
kick ass
kick ass
hohoho

February 13, 2005

happi V day y'all


ho ho ho
bf nun jauh dsana.camne la nak celebrate?
mujurla..(??)
ahem

loh
presentation dis tuesday
v day wud just hafta wait



love each other peeps.


haniff::ure not sposed to read dis, but in case u are, those roses u sent last year would prolly last u 2 more v-days so, ure off the hook. snort.143!

asphyxiation

tak boleh bernafas
yang dihadapan mata
hati pun tak tenteram

masalah dah banyak
kenapalah nak cari nahas tambahan
tak sayang nyawa ke?

huda::merosakkan bahasa adalah tidak mengapa sekiranya perosak bahasa yang dibincangkan merupakan insan yang mudah disayangi dan dikasihi seperti saya. ok?

BM C3-obvious tak?

complicated squared

wat happend to easi?
nothing is ever easy nowadays
everything just hafta be friggin complicated
farking complex
couldnt have it any other way
else it would be too easy
cant haf it easi
oh no

~we were happy as frens
why did u hafta mess that up?

February 12, 2005

going postal


in paperback
bile nak kuar oi?

bleh
kalo org dah tak kasi baca pun nak baca jugak
degil betul
no quote-unquote after ni eh?
sangat nakal
main jejauh


not making much sense
oh well, wat else is new?

aidiladha 2005, labuan. me and min. we sleep together, i mean, next to each other. happy belated birthday kiddo..

some explaination is needed here::the only reason i was wearing the shades was because my right eye was completely swollen shut that day. thats it. disamping kelihatan seperti artis sesat di pagi aidiladha. nak buat camner, i cant just shut off my glamorous gene now, can i??
yes, its the same bajukurung i wore for aidilfitr. bukan disposable pun..
lalalalala


rindunye orang itu bertahun tak jumpe.

bitches overload

when seemingly nice girls morphed into evvil bitches, whos to blame?
wat to do
were there some early signals that we missed before such transformation occured?
did we, in any way, contribute to this shocking change that accredits the total demolition of a former pleasant fren to a staggeringly annoying gorgonite monster?
has it always been there in the first place, a lurking alter ego just waiting for the right moment to spring out, unwarned, and torture fellow innocent housemates?
it happens before you know it, for the stupidest reason, the tilt to the balance that permits the emergence of a disruptive force, wreaking havoc priorly peaceful life of people of lesser complexity and fewer moronic factor in their life
wat to do?
ignore them, sounds like the very thing to do. why shud we care if some people entertain the "mr-hyde" chromosome in their non functioning brain
realible solution, if only they rnt in our face 24/7
so wat to do, now?
wat to do when they resort to some supremely idiotic behavior like running to nap at other ppls room just bcause the decible level was a tad above a wheezing flea and it sorta bother them trying to get their 16th hour of sleep
oh well
like i give a damn anyway
its fun to watch tho
highly entertaining, slightly funny, enough irritation and emotional factor to not be boring

oh these lesser mortals
how they make me laff....
*guffaws*

February 08, 2005

I heart my familee

lalalalabaru menguploadkan diri
gambar yang uber lama
tapi tetap berharga
di hati...
lalalala



oh
merindui keluarga
miscalled mak tadi
of which she'd call me back usually
and she did
we talked
ngumpat my sister
and her 'bi' (i swear it stands for 'babi', god forbid if its actually short for 'baby' or worse, 'hubby'..gross)
we (my mom and i) are happily calling my sister 'pregnant'
no, shes not married.just because the unbelievably horrid mood swings she has been experiencing for the last, what, 2 years
bad
whole world is suffering
you guys just dont know it yet

nway.
i love my family
and i missesss them
and oh, my sister too.
lalalala

February 07, 2005

must..get..food

surfing for me product and brand management asigmment
so blurdi hungry
cant tink straight
not that im saying dat i tink straight after eating
but im hungry
gawd
shall change this this blog to
"grouchy when not promptly fed"
whaddya tink?
dats it
my neurons just went on a strike
feed me
feed me

what now brown cow..

February 06, 2005

wireless sux

am at my campus' podium
the wireless sux
my fren next to me also suxes
gawd. the power connection here sux
lutfi sux
khairul sux too (according to lutfi)sumtime, lutfi sez, he swallows. fark if i kno wat theyre talkng about
this laptop's keyboard sux big time
the laundrette sux
my berpasir baju sux too
the fen pehn articles on the net sux
my product and brand management asignment sux
eelin going home today for CNY sux

au contaire:
my housemate's nasi goreng rox
the beach this afternoon rox too
the kuah kacang we made semalam roxed
my impromtu town trip and botanical garden ice cream picnic wif the retardos rox
pictures we printed at the kodak kiosk from khairuls phone rox too
my big plan wif khairul to get deq's picture rox evvilly
i rox this island
thus, this island rox
ergo, those on this island rox
capisce?