what women really want

There's this reality TV show every Thurday, What Women Want. It sucks. I only caught it one time because there was a storm and the cable was out and there was nothing to watch but free tv, so yeah, it blows. But the show, right, did I say it sucks? It's basically about a group of men competing various *imbecilic* tasks every week and well, you know the drill, the pick out one guy to get sent off after meeting a panel of *clueless* judges. I have no idea what the grand prize is, the winner probably gets to marry Hannah Tan, who is the host and I dont mind saying, a total babe with awesome English.
As far as I can tell from that one time I watched, the show title has nothing to do with the guys and the tasks they have to perform. All (I mean, all) of the contestant are obnoxious and full of shit themselves and not even remotely cute. I'm pretty sure at least 2 are not straight.
What do women really want? *the tragzillion dollar proverbial question* Well, I dunno about all women (point number one of what we don't want actually, to be generalised) I'm hoping to shed some light on that because I know that instead of 12 misguided metrosexual guys, I rather have:

1. A reliable pad brand that doesn't leak and not too bulky.
   
2. Hair that doesn't frizz on rainy days and follows your every instruction.
3. The strength to start on dinner after 8 hours of work at the office.
4. Siblings that leave your stuff alone.
5. A good book that doesn't end.
6. More time to hang out with old friends from school, old friends from matrix, old friends from college, old friends from first job.
7. A bra that is as comfortable as the ugly brown one but in the sexy red one's color and lace.
   
8. Shoes sales everyday.
9. The laundry to magically sort, wash, dry and fold itself.
10. Calories free ice cream, desserts, and erm, everything good to eat.
11. Brad Pitt, Karl Urban, Jon Stewart.
12. Show cleavage and not be seen as a slut.
13. To wear heels longer than 3 hours and not wish death upon mankind afterwards.
    
14. Smaller hips.
15. Toilets that dont need monthly scrubbing.
16. To break the glass ceiling.
17. Mom to understand that finding a guy to marry isn't all that there is to life.
18. No PMS.
19. A closet like Oprah.
20. Fuzzy woolly blue leggings.

Give me any of these, anytime over those guys. Anytime.