football frenzy!!

i hate football and other relevent embodiment of the stupit game *choke*
me no like football

former life: paraplegic cuban sloth

im too friggin lazy to do anything
~wat else is new, eh?
was wif big, grande plans for my blogging career~now dat i kno there's actually people reading it. phreaks!
but suprise-i was too lazy to do it. still am.

yawn.yawn.laze.snore.gaze.yawn.wriggle.laze

i got this somewhere:lazy::the idle, the slothful, those who waste time, those who procrastinate, those who slack off, those who would rather be napping, those who take the elevator, and those who prefer their meals to be "instant"
and i thot to miself "i cudnt describe miself any betta than that"

oh im happy. n if u haf a problem wif dat-too bad. right now, im too lazy to care. yay!

so here's to all those slackers and laze'rs out there. cheers!

thou shalt endevour to diminish thy sloven-ly ways

Things I've Been Doing Since I Got Home
Day One
gorged miself on burgerking about an hour after touchdown
~arrived home @11pm so didnt get to do much

Day Two
ab.so.lu.te.ly.no.th.in.g
~was sick the whole day, prolly becos the sucky KL weather as well as the time zone changing thingy.cough.drool.


Day Three
went to see Chikin¹ and Monkee² at SunwayPyramid
went to Sot's 21st bday @his very-far-bro's house wif bf and his posse. giggle.
came home xtremely late like, 11 pm on account of the very far birthday venue.
got a look from dad and a silent treatment from mom. groan


¹ is Eelin. Penang Girl Extraordinaire. One of Lamb's closest girlfren. A member of The Labuan International Campus we-speak-english-wif-proper-grammar club.
² is one of my bestest college buddies. is Shiren Naidu of the Subang Naidus (whaaat?) among the 3 ppl in campus who speaks english for daily communication.

Day Four
went to Kedah wif whole family. proceeded wif shopping once arrived. traveled about 1 km of Thailand on foot in 2 hours. bought funky pants but methink me hafta work on thighs a bit. smirk.

Day Five
more Siam shopping. went nuts on yummy lychees. 4 bucks for a kilo. oh man.
homeward bound
arrived at 10. saw man plastered all over road on way back, obviously dead on account of living people wud have more head on a body. never realized how much brain matter we cud paint the road wif if our head is split open.ponder.


Day Five
my bro's 15th bday. yay.
whole family went to see Harry Pothead III. what a disapointment. ick. double ick

Day Six
went out wif Haniff i.e. my bf. tried to catch Shrek II but the whole Malaysian population decided to do so too.
checked out the nu OneUtama mall. wasnt paying much attention to the shops cause im BLOODY BROKE and dat is never fun
came home before 7pm.proud. sorta making up for the last time wen i fcuked up my curfew time. me gud girl, non?

dat puny dot u cant really see

okay, u ppl wanna kno wher xactly is the infamous MORGUE ISLAND right?
heres a map
for those aliens: i live in kuala lumpur left hand side, second box down from top
but i study in gud ol labuan, which is not on the map [suprises, suprises]is near brunei
which is on yer right hand side.
see that speck between brunei and kota kinabalu??
yeah, dat pathetic excuse of an island is where im currently at
its a 2.5 hours flight from home

saddddddd ainnit?

i heart junkfud~!!

so i like to eat
appropriate gluttony, i say
*munch*

@current, im craving for::
burgerking's double whooper wif xtra cheese
huge glass of cold cocacola wif lime
starbucks praline cheescake wif grande vanilla americano
cream cheese nachos
decreamed oreos wif cold milk

~my lactose and caffein addiction isnt dat obvious right ??

life is guuud~

im a very emotional creature
i feel deeply about things
i cant help it
i prolly have the most violent, voilatile recurring mood swings in the history of female PMS
~especialli wen im off my meds
i never cry at movies,tho [[xcept for dat one time, but it doesnt count.snort]]
so i guess my emotional side is bizzarely under control most of the time
sayin dis makes me very aware the grit it takes for my bf/family/frens to cope wif neurotic me day in/out. wow, u people-u strong
i genuinely feel a lot for thing/people/stuff/situation around me-its almost disturbing
designated busy body with tear ducts/happly glands included
and i think (in a certain weird way) im blessed because of dat
as a fren so wisely put it::too young to be jaded,too warm to be a cynic, too alive to be dead
*deep sigh*

i was sooo blurdee pissed off earlier today, i was wif goosebumps
but as mad as i was; i had to rmind myself to curse [metinks appropriate cursing makes the oh-im-so-mad-right-now situation official]
realizing dat, i figured im not that mad, actualli
a tad peeved @ certain campus' staff for their imbecility, impracticality, inanity, ineptitude, infantile paralysis to perform wat theyre paid for but hey-they world's full of people like them, non?
so, i raved and screamed and pounded my chest--kidding!
i bitched a lil and went on wif my life
as i wud normally do
~actualli it was more bcause my A.D.D kicked in by then but stil-


life's too short to stay pissed at sumthing longer than 10 seconds
oh yeah

home bound countdown!

im coming home tomorrow
hopefully
if things work out they way i planned
which they rarely do
big day today
the net was down yesterday and the day before dat
i was blogless for 2 days-mean pricks all of them
gotta hafta run
have a house to move into
and a script to make shine
life is always good-rpeating dis to miself wif high hopes i wud believe it sumday