i'm sure pigs resent the comparison.

i wrote and sent this to my gmail buddies (we usually mail each other life updates) on april 13th.

this is freaking me out.
the new guy at work, he's nice and everything.
BUT he makes this tiny belching sound all the time.
bfore and after meals.
its like a polite burp u try to hide, and he makes it all the time.
but no one should be burping this much.
no one normal, anyways.
i dont think he even realises hes making them noises.
its really starting to weirding me out.

and this on may 11th.

last april 13th i sent everyone a mail about my belching collegue.
i dont blame u if u havent read it. nonsensical ramblings of a disturbed mind.
...
anyways, this belching freak at my office, right.
well, he's still belching/burping/expelling wind noisily. even as we speak now.
he does it regularly.
all the time, sitting down, surfing net, typing stuff, walking, talking to someone..all the time.
ITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!! literally,. so not kidding here.
i hate it, i hate him, he's a fricking moron. a weird, constantly burping, lumbering idiot - moron.
i already know im gonna kill him,
the real question is how?????
suggestions?
think; pain, a lot of pain.

and another big one on june 20th.

remember snot-boy?
well, he's been upgrading.
and spreading the love too.
been told that the guys from the R&D dept as well as those from Operations cant stand him.
why, because he farts.
yes. he can actually be more disgusting than he already is.
they said that he would just um, break wind in the middle of a conversation with anyone and doesn't feel the need to excuse himself.

and flatulent boy is also known to be a comestible kleptomaniac.
he eats people's biscuits, drinks their tea, uses their mugs and smokes their ciggies sans permission.
very 7th grade but apparently here its a hanging offense.
and they don't need much to hate him on top of his questionable hygiene. and bad grooming habits (same shirt two days in a row and razor blade to face deficiency)
apparently now, the whole office hates him.

most of the time people in the office wont really have anything to do.
but being somewhat IT crazed, any free time would be used to surf the net or chat or download stuff or whatever.
meaning, even if we have no work, we would pretty much still be at our desk doing whatever we can with fast, unfirewalled internet connection.
and we would appreciate people doing the same or leaving us alone while we do it.
office bonding would be during lunch time, numerous ciggy breaks and prayer time.
unwritten/unspoken rule that is mutually respected.
snot boy (version 2.1) doesn't get it.
he would go pest other people and annoy the hell out of them.
he has pretty much left me alone after i gave him my special "to-me-you-are-lower-than-cockroach" treatment a long time ago (complete with monosyllable responses, supreme haughty looks, IDontWantToBeSeenInPublicWithYou vibes and ufuck-off attitude. batteries not included)
but the moron is really pushing it with the rest of the office. they barely tolerates him.
only yesterday i heard Halim shouted "lantak la lagu ape, kau ni semua nak tanye, leceh betul..,"
even the cleaning lady hates him. *cleaning lady loves everyone*
because she caught him smoking in the toilet and one time he forgot to flush. knowing that im not alone in hating this guy has been liberating.
am totally relieved to know that i am perfectly justified in absolutely loathing him. that i am, indeed, not a bitch. im also a little happy too to know that other people cant stand him. and if that makes me a bad person, well, tough.
REALLY CANNOT STAND HIM~!!

and earlier today.

just found out that the guy who sits on my left hits on divorcees.
its revolting.
as i am typing, he's chatting someone up on the phone.
beyond disgusting.
and the bullshits he's telling her, good god!
he even asked if he can meet the kids!!
*vomit blood*
pure, undiluted bullshit for 20minutes and counting.
i snorted coffee out my nostrils when i heard he said "i cant believe you have no boyfriends yet, someone as attractive as you, guys you're hanging out with must be blind.."
...
aaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaagggHHhhhHH..

and how stupid can u be to fall for that line?
now spurting more crap from his mouth telling her they should meet and spend a day at Sunway Lagoon so the kids can have fun.
my faith in the male gender of the human species has just sank to all time low.
is there anything that you guys wouldn't do?

between this guy and snot boy, would you blame me if i choose to become a lesbian?
no, seriously, would you?

i do know there are some good, decent guys out there.
im not generalizing. i just need to meet new people.
so you can stop writing your hate mails now.

is it just me or im cursed to spend my sad, sad life around sad, sad guys?
kill me now.
make it fast.