wentworth miller

hotel towels

i have this theory, you can tell the standard of the hotel youre staying in by the towels they provide.
for instance, in korea the hotel we stayed gave us handtowels, as bath towels. so obviously its a shitty hotel. it was. it was borderline restraining camp.
and hongkong's hotel was a towel galore. five star.

i've worked it out:
and a hotel that provides one bath towel per occupant, is a probably a one star hotel.
one bath towel and a floor towel, two stars.
one bath towel, one floor towel, one hand towel - three stars.
the same dig as above but extra fluffy towels - four stars.
one bath towel, one floor towel, one hand towel and readily available extra bath towel - also four stars.
one bath towel, one floor towel, one hand towel on the vanity, one hair towel outside the shower stalls, extra bath towel on the bathtub rack and a bathrobe in the closet; obviously, obvously five stars.
five stars and one pink heart if they set all the towels and have bath salts, lavender scented.

im onto something here, obviously.