Disneyland Japan Picture

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Originally uploaded by disputed over-lamb.

Besides the ability to set your facial muscle into a permanent smile (nothing a little surgery cant help, I'm sure) what else does it take for someone to qualify to be a Disney Princess/Prince? I'm sure character studies are a piece of cake. (it's a fairy tale cartoon character, for crissakes, happily ever after and whatnot) Must to not suffer from motion sickness in moving vehicle? Well developed arm for relentless waving?

Everything else is a non decisive attributes thanks to the advanced technology of cosmetic, wigs, platform shoes, padded costume etc. But I'm sure the cincher would be the fact that the job doesn't require expressing your choosen sexuality on the moving float. Because it's Disneyland, and there are little kids present. And Because I totally sense the fruitiness of Snow White's man candy. He's prolly letting Cinderella's Price Charming stick the tip in.
Oh god. I've destroyed Disneyland.