April 15, 2008

The Gloody Letter That Comes After 'A' and Hefore 'C'

Am at work, first day at my new jot. I got the department I (so holdly) asked for. They gave me a very nice cunicle with a view. Went on the intro-tour of whole juilding. Met arout 6 millions people and smiled until my cheeks cramped. So far, I'm liking it. People are nice. The offices (there are 6 levels of it) are really nice; the minister's and the high level officers' offices are frankly meyond awesome. And to top it all off, I'm hoping for this department (which I so fervently asked repeatedly for) would live up to it's name and I get to join the fun. Nut for the meantime, I'm happy to go through the heaps of 'fail meja' and 'senarai serahan tugas' to 'terkhidmat untuk negara' yetter.

My one very small, very puny complain though; can I get another keyhoard? The one I've got now can't do the one letter; the one that comes after 'A' and pefore 'C'. Y'know, the letter that makes sense of this statement I'm awout to make:
"slimey, sizzare keysoard this, what russish. Sos sossed the sall to the seaming sand of sushmen srother sefore suying a slasted soscat with sooss"

13 comments:

SITI said...

Wah, syabbassss. Department mane kau bertugas?? Putrajaya kah?

Semuga kau mendapat keyboard baru dgn cepat. Penat aku membaca. Konpius otak aku. Heh!

Afzan said...

wahaha, sgt kelakar! oh, tapi tak pakai keyboard IBM kan?

elyna griffin said...

oh yes, report location pls.mbe we can go for luncheon?

go girl
berkhidmat untuk negara

disputed lamb said...

tim: keyboard baru, siap. dengan bergayanya sekarang mampu menaip kesemua 26 abjad dengan cemerlang. observe: BBbbBBbbbBBB. Dan lagi: BBbbBBBbbbbBBBBBbbbBBBbb (I can do this all day)

Bukan Putrajaya. Kompleks Pejabat Kerajaan Bukit Perdana. Berhampiran dengan Bank Negara.

disputed lamb said...

Afzan: Oh ya. Pastinya jenama IBM yang keparat ini (ahem)
IBM keyboard, with IBM monitor and IBM CPU even IBM mouse.

What next I should expect to fall apart?

disputed lamb said...

Lyn: Aras 4, Blok E, Kompleks Pejabat Kerajaan Bukit Perdana, Jalan Dato Onn, 50515, Kuala Lumpur.

Lunches would be great but considering the newbie-ness of me here, I'm spending less than the allocated 1 hour for it.
How about we do dinner or tea instead?
Holler me, girl.

SITI said...

pagi gellar kau balas komen. Hoho. syabas dgn keyboard (IBM) yang boleh menaip Bb itu.

Aku masih di LPPKN, hari2 naik komuter lalu dpn opis kau. Kau naik kete ke sana, eh? nanti bolehlah aku lambai2 tgn kat kau.

Selamat bertugas!

ultimatecass said...

ah eff it. I typed panjang lebar, clicked "publish" skalinya error came out.
nways, a patient person, I am. type balik.
so yeah, why in the world did they give u an apartment when u're based in town? eh? I was expecting somewhere out of kl or perhaps, abroad, when I was reading the apt bit earlier on in the post. ah jealousy. I want to live alone!! My mom agreed way before but a few days back I brought up the topic of moving out again and was faced with a big fat NO cos apparently nanti "ayah kecil hati." Like, what the hell? HAISH! my mission now is to get a job a bit further from my hse so I'd hv a solid excuse.

disputed lamb said...

oh ati ku sayang.
i said 'department' love. not 'apartment'. i wish. am still living with the folks. apparently daily 40mins traffic jams arent reason enough to get my own place nearer to work.

but like you, i too have that dream. that one day they'll hantar me to putrajaya (thats the furthest im willing to go. life without ikea is unimaginable) and i could happily get matching rugs and curtains for my own place. sigh. one day.

right now, the only way im getting out of home is in a body bag or with a ring on my finger. the body bag seems more likely.

Afzan said...

ooh alamak, keyboard IBM ke? alamak, buat malu aku jek. x pe, seb baik keje aku jage server. ahahah. So, kalo Server IBM rosak call aku ye.

ultimatecass said...

oh how retarded am i? how did i even see it as "apartment"? hahaha oh wow. maybe I've been dreaming of lovely rugs and lamps too much. I am also only willing to go to putra/cyberjaya the furthest. I'd die without my KLCC. n hey, the offer still stands. but be quick. I am shipping out my stuff soon. unless what u want is really tiny. but still, be quick!

margeena said...

neLL..

conGrats on the new jOB n new IBM keyBOard as welL!! akekekeke ;)..
btw.. yeAh.. u can seNd thOSe items to mY hoUSe.. do u stiLl have my adD?

hoLLer me if U doN't....
xoxo

Anonymous said...

late trigute to your late keygoard..

ty the way, i went to ikea ALONE the other day. Still amazed, tah macam mane doleh sanggup jalan sorang2.
anyways, let's go out and celevrate, jom?!