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the freak dat is me      ::october 20th 2004

i hate crossword,wif a vengence.altho i once won a crossword contest once when i was 14.i was a good scrabble player:played for
state but im outta practice now.when training for scrabble competition i cant/dun read,i identify composition of words instead.it was realli annonying.i readeverything ;books mostly but im not choosy.i find reading romance aperbacks relaxing n is sumthing i cud do without any brain effort so i read them by the lorryloads.mom used to say i cud read miself through a stampede.i guess i cud.i read very fast too.im absentmindedly health-concious but nowhere near as concious as shiren;i still drink coke a lot.i iron my bedsheets,i realli dun see anythg wrong wif this.definitely normal and necessary.i dont iron my pillowcases tho,dat wud be too weird.i colorcode my clothes-blacks,darks,colors and white.repeat for pants.i really like retro swing music,they r so beyond cool.im still not over white rock bands:ive read sumwhere dat growing outta them means dat ure sophisticated and coming of ur own or sumthing.wat load of bullshit.metallica rox, or used to;their latest album was crap.i go nuts over good movies.like i go nuts over good books.i adore terry pratchett to bits (we're back to books here) i have a favorite book gain after 11 years of going without:terry pratchett's night watch.happily well on my way of memorizing the whole dang book.my all-time (now second) favorite is still dahl's witch.i think LOTR movies is better than the books.hunks overload factor in the reel version notwithstanding.i think eomer by karl urban is the bestest middle earther.ellesar aragorn second and boromir third.hama aftr dat.theoden then and even wif miniscule screen time theodred is kinda cute.i tink legolas' androgeneity was a tad overdone,hes kewl tho.i tink harrypotter the movie sux.its unforgivable wat theyve done to a great book.i try to avoid watching the movie versions.i dun care about getting tanned by the sun,im alright wif the fact dat im 16 shades darker since i moved here but sumtimes in my (vain) hours i wish im fairer.im slightly delusional dat im okay-smart;i tink it has sumthing to do wif misleadingly getting into mensa wen i was small n then again earli dis year.mensa is overrated anyway.i talk to myself a lot but not when i tink people cud see me.i still havent given up on my french,u'd tink ill get the hint aftr 7 years of futile verb conjugating.im prolly gonna do sumthing about it when i can afford it.i always wish i haf more money.and more shoes.i really dun tink theres a point when ill say-i have enough shoes.not gonna happen.ill put stuff ive done in my to-do list so dat i cud cross it out.i have very high pain threshold altho ive given up body piercing.i talk real fast but i wish i dont.theres nothing i cud do about it anyway.when i converse
wif people of slower speech speed i get irritated n sumtime distracted.biggest paranoia is death.not very original but its freakishly true.theres time when im not a good fren.i get spiteful on occassion.when
im not practising mild hypocrisy i find myself to be extremely rude.i have no favorite color:i think its a disadvantage.i care too much about wat othr people thinks sumtime:i think its a total waste.i love getting
letters and postcards.i wish people wudnt see selfsent postages so weird;it'll makes things much easier then.i get flattered very easily.i cant blush;im too dark.im very accident prone.i tink i could be gud at american football, just need a chance to try the game.im very brand loyal.wearing eyeglasses makes me awkward and i tend to sweat n swear more then.im never blunt, i just dont expect people wud take offence in what im saying.i say things to hurt people wen the occasion calls for it and ill prolly keep doin it.ive lied and say my ideas or suggestions are from sumone more certified than me so people wud take it more seriously.it normally works.i give pretty good ideas at times.im obsessed wif smelling good all the time.ive hated people just because i dont like how they look.i get mighty depressed when i read about dforestation and pollution or global warming or other environmental destruction.i always wish im taller.i cant sing but i like to.i shop alone.i believe in retail therapy.i always notice the color of the sky.
i have an opinion on (almost) everything.im not very nice when i know i can get away wif it.

too many freaks, not enuff circus
hell, im prolly a whole country of circuses by miself.

skool bum personified      ::october 20th 2004

global marketing paper today
metinks me did ok
not entireli happy but ive done worse
xm sux
just dont tink im cut out to do these things, ykno, a student and xm and studying and stuff
aint my thing
never been
*guffaws*
tinking its high time for a career change,non?
based on work xperience i cud choose from:

• glorified barista working odd hours 6 days a week @starbux
  
• C++ tutor [yes,the dumb/defunct leadng the blind,i kno.but ive done dis n people totalli bot it]
  

not much to choose from
wat can i say,i live a very lame existance
but since ive got heaps of (kononnyer) talent, ive kept sum othr options open too

• wrestling announcer-i so kno i can do this la
• crash test dummy-no neurons required
• roller coaster safety inspector-free rides for life
  
• finishline flag waver
• movie subtitle scripter "bloody big" bm trnslate: "besar berdarah"
  

reckon i'd make it?
lalala
success::its all in the hips, babe

sliced bread award      ::october 19th 2004

THE GREEN TWIST TIE THINGY


i now award thee the winnowed and prestigious SLICED BREAD AWARD for thou quintessence
service and overall bloody usefulness in my daily life.
withoust thee my wires would all be astray and my comestible packets would all left gaping and bereft
hear hear

noted      ::october 16th 2004

this was on my frenster profile for quite sumtime.i figure its time to move on.a shame to just simply delete it tho,obviously sum thoughts has gone to writing it *snort* NOT!

neurotic::tone deaf::physcopath::caffein withdrawal::morgue island::mishap::misfit::high suicidal tendencies::baskin 31 R::high heels::chick fict::demented::former body piercing enthusiast::prescribtion prozac::globe trotting::pseudo autistic::permanent head wound&trauma::mash potatoes::7 yrs o'undecided french conjugating::nocturnal::perpetual paranoia::closet feminist *batteries not included*

*choke* shall i ever be this eloquent again? *guffaws* *die laffing*

ingenuity is my middle name. erm, actually 'aldrina' is but u get the idea.


postscript::gunners vs aston villa tonite.*sigh* wat i wudnt give for cable tv *sigh*