Remember when wrestling was good entertainment? Long time ago. Circa 1999 to early 2000s. Good old days, them. Wrestling nowadays are crap. They don't know smack about wrestling. Cena who? (what?)
Used to love watching WWF/E on late night TV shows. Man, I was really into the whole drama. All the usual clowns; The Rock, Stone Cold 3:16, Kane, The (slimmer) Hardy Boys, Big Show, The Dudley Boys (get the table), The Game, Kane, Edge, Christian, Angle, remember those fuckers? Man, those days, wrestling was fun. Fun, fun. Not some overcooked gimmick lame-ass excuse that they are now. You know you hit rock bottom (pun intended) when you have Trump in wrestlemania. Wankers.
I used to know all the tag lines, the signature moves and were kept embarrassingly up to date with the current drama/feud/opera back then. Triple H and Stephanie, Mick Foley getting fired, Steve Austin getting screwed, Brock Lesnar, who backstabbed whom, who totaled whose car, NWO, etc. All the useless, mindless, horrifyingly meaningless yet unabashedly resistant, elaborate details about wrestling I seemed to commit to memory. They were stupid, yes, yet strangely compelling. I was so over being ashamed with my fixtation with WWE/F. But the crap nowadays can make you cringe in abject ridicule. Someone need to layeth a smackdowneth on these candy asses so called 'wrestlers'. Gimme a hell yeah.
Cue: American Badass theme. What?
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