ive been a big emotional mess these last couple of weeks.
a pain in the ass for the people around and near me.
half of the time im indifferent to the point of rudeness and the other half im having a fit and foaming at the mouth making innocent people around me miserable. there's also a considerable amount of time i was such a sappy, slobbering, crying fool for no actual reason.
so i figure im either A) pregnant or B) going insane.
since there have no reports immaculate conceptions since 1 B.C, im gonna swing with A.
knowing this, naturally, i have some questions;
1. would a crazy person realize they're going crazy?
2. how often is the process of going crazy a gradual, stage by stage course as opposed to the sudden 'bam! now ure crazy' option?
3. if i write a will now, would it be considered licit since im writing one now cause i know if i write it later it would be nullified on the grounds of unsound mind.
4. on the same basis of number 3, if i leave a standing order of how im to be cared or treated once im wholly crazy, would it be legally acceptable? for instance, (once im totally a nutcase) if i demand that i be given a peanut butter bath everyday, it is to be complied as opposed to ignoring my demand to walk naked down bintang walk with a procession of giraffes in front of me.
5. is euthanasia legal now?
6. how to know im not crazy now?
since insanity doesnt really run in my family, there is still hope im just bringing neuroticsm to a whole other level. but i doubt it. how else would you explain the mood swings. and the voices in my head asking me to whack my brother with a spatula.
does anyone know how to donate brains?
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