wentworth miller

things i learned from my pangkor island beach resort "business" trip.

1. there are some weird people out there, seriously dudes, u have no idea.
2. listening 'oh carol' being sung *badly* and continously on the karaoke machine can induce total brain shutdown
3. im a bigger slut than i thot.
4. im also a better actress then i thot, i could fool people to think im enjoying myself listening to them sing 'oh carol'
5. some people take karaoke waaayy too seriously to be normal.
6. theres no bigger turn off than to see a guy flailing his arms around the floor to pass it off as dancing.
7. the older u get, the bigger party animal u (tink u) are, especially when ure on an island far away from ur spouse. and there are girls gyrating nearby.
8. asking a girl "so, where does ur husband work?" right after hello is a subtle way to find out if shes married and interested in a extra marital affair with u.
9. pangkor is beautiful
10. some married guy are seriously hot. *apply number 3 and number 6 subsequently*
11. im hopeless at playing beach volleyball but apparently im a pretty decent score keeper.
12. my mom is not that cool, theres some cooler moms out there who would jump up and do chacha in public.
13. someone name a dance pocopoco and i kno how to do it.
14. i have excellent taste in shoes. (no suprise there)
15. 23 years old is 'young'
16. i find guys with decent conversational english with proper grammar incredibly sexy. didnt find any in pangkor.
17. buffets arent as hyped up as i used to think it is.
18. french country managers with bad teeth inviting u for a dinner at his apartment in kellys hill is hilarious.
19. reading about some poor dude got his brain splattered by a chopper blade on the news paper is also hilarious.
20. a dance floor full of adults "dancing" is a very disturbing sight.
21. marriage and children doesnt stop u from having fun. (read: hit on young girls, dance with young girls, ask young girls out on a date)
22. my french sucks. 9 years down the drain.
23. i am funny. people actually thinks im funny.
24. there are some weird people out there, seriously dudes, u have no idea