the genius of eddie izzard
on how england built empires by stealing countries with the cunning use of flags.
english buggers : we claim india for britain in the name of her royal highness queen victoria.
indians : you cant claim india, we farking live here, all 500 millions of us.
english buggers: ..do u have a flag?
indians : we dont need a bloody flag, its out country, u bastards..
english buggers : no flag, no country, you cant have one. thats the rule..that i just made up. and im backing it up with a gun that was lend to me by the NRA.
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